The Legend of Texas Slim: The Last Herd Part 2 | Happy Independence Day!

Part 2 – Into the Stars, Through the Fire

When Texas Slim finally found the Freedom Cows, they weren’t roaming open pastures…
They were standing in a crop circle, glowing like ghosts—moments before being taken by a ship not of this world.

Slim didn’t run. He made himself the distraction.
As the aliens locked onto him, he was pulled skyward—into the mothership.

Inside, the truth hit harder than he expected.
Rows of Freedom Cows floated in glowing tanks or rattled in cages—seconds from slaughter.
Slim stormed the corridors like a man possessed. And when he reached the alien command chamber, he came face to face with the one in charge: The Sovereign Grey.

It tried to intimidate him.
It spoke of secret treaties with Earth’s own government—deals made in darkness.
But Slim didn’t flinch.
He took off his glasses…
and with one stare, set the Sovereign’s mind on fire.
A pulse of fury erupted from his soul, frying circuits and collapsing the lies holding the ship together.

With the alien leader turned to ash, Slim did what cowboys do best—he rounded up the herd.
Through flashing lights and burning steel, he whistled loud and led the stampede.
Freedom Cows charged through alien halls like thunder, following the only man who ever fought for them.

And then… the return.

Back on Earth, beneath an open sky, Slim stood before the American flag.
The message was simple.
Keep America healthy. Support your local ranchers.
Buy beef that’s Pure, Clean, Natural, and Honest.

This isn’t just about meat.
It’s about freedom.
And this Independence Day…
Slim delivered both.

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